Archive for July, 2007

(or a prophet is not without honor except in his own country)

Some South Korean Christian missionaries are currently being held hostage by the Taliban in Afghanistan. (Well, all except the one the kidnappers have already killed.) They were warned against going — on a good day, Afghanistan is dangerous for a Muslim. Add Christianity to the mix — fuggidaboudit.

They went anyway. And they were taken captive by the headcases. The reaction from the missionaries’ countrymen? Outrage.

At the missionaries.

South Koreans are basically telling the missionaries that, not only is this their own dang fault, but they’re messing things up for other groups that want to do humanitarian stuff in Afghanistan.

And let’s be clear here. It’s not just the South Korean government or John Doe on the street with this attitude. The former president of the Christian Council of Korea, Park Jong-soon, who obviously hasn’t read Acts 4 recently, said:

Missionary work is about humbling ourselves, listening to what locals say….

I’ve talked about humility before. Clearly, no man can have perfect knowledge of every aspect of an infinite God. Scripture even tells us to “work out [our] own salvation with fear and trembling”. So obviously, there’s going to be a degree of humility in any (honest) Christian’s life. But this guy’s spin on humility is really just a cop-out to avoid doing something unpleasant.

Did these missionaries “push it” and exchange faith for cavalierness and presumption on grace? Seeing as how I’m not God, I don’t know. But drek like the quote above points me toward “no”.

A representative from Gospel for Asia spoke at our church a couple years ago. A large portion of their work is in highly dangerous parts of the planet, and that’s even with mostly using locals. He recounted a story of a young man who believed that God was calling him to a particular town in a very dangerous (at least for Christians) part of his country.

He had been there only a short time when he was “visited” by three large men. The biggest of the three held him upside-down, told him to get out of town by sundown, and promised to kill him if he ever returned. The young man fled the city and conferred with some of his leadership. In the end, they all came to the conclusion that if God had not changed his call, the young man needed to go back.

About 2 years later, K.P. Yohannan (founder of GFA) went and visited the church that the young man now pastored in that town. He pointed out to K.P. the big man on the front row — the man who had threatened his life, now one of the church elders. Ya know, the local that Park says the young man should’ve listened to.

HT to Justin

28
Jul

proof

   Posted by: Brendt    in cool stuff, humor (arr, arr)

I’ve long proclaimed that cats are a result of the fall of man. Some manuscripts suggest that Genesis 3:14-19 (wherein God is describing the results of sin) is incomplete in most Bibles, and is missing the passage:

And I shall create a new animal, and it shall think that it has dominion over man. It shall sleep 25 hours a day, and yet still have time to treat man like dung. And the name of the animal shall be “cat”.

Also, history tells us that Noah tried to do the right thing and leave the cats off the ark, but Shem’s wife snuck them on-board.

Now we have absolute proof of the pure evil that is the cat. This video shows a cat that hangs out with the elderly. Consistently, within a few hours of the cat’s “company”, the person is dead.

And, in case, you are not convinced that this shows the cat’s evil for what it is, consider this. Everyone in this video thinks that what the cat is doing is a good thing. Not only can this cat kill, but it has powerful mind-control abilities as well.

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26
Jul

listening party

   Posted by: Brendt    in general stuff, podcast

Wondering about something. I’ve drawn together a second podcast, complete with an appeal for more than one comment (like I got on the first one — thanks, Joe). I know I don’t have a boatload of readers, but I also know that I have more than one. And no, this isn’t a guilt-trip on you or an ego stroke for me — I’m just trying to figure out if it’s worth the effort (podcasts are more work for me than just scribbling here).

One thing I thought of was, instead of a standard 20-minute (give or take 5) podcast, would it be better to do 5-10 minute ones with just one topic (and without the long introduction) and do those more often? That would make things a bit less all-over-the-map topically, and would also be a bit easier to make.

So, let me know:

  1. Just do it the way you’ve been doing it. (I can’t live without Ingrid’s “fanny-shaking” comment. And I’ll even think about commenting.)
  2. Go with the shorter one. (You’re more palatable in smaller chunks.)
  3. I’m just not into podcasts.
  4. I’m just not into your podcasts.
  5. You did a podcast?

You can comment here, or email me at brendt (at) csaproductions (dot) com

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20
Jul

timeliness

   Posted by: Brendt    in media, sports

As I’ve noted before, Atlanta has two sports talk radio stations — 790 The Zone and 680 The Fan. The latter is seldom local as it is an ESPN Radio affiliate; but there are local programs in the early morning and late afternoon.

On Wednesday evening, the news broke of the indictment of Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick on several charges surrounding the dog-fighting investigation going on regarding his property. At least according to the grand jury, it was his participation, too.

On Thursday, 790 spent six hours discussing the situation, taking lots of calls from listeners. While 790 was discussing the issues surrounding their own city’s NFL quarterback, on its lone local broadcast of the morning, 680 had a representative from Hanes on, and they talked extensively about underwear. Even the NY-centric national media was talking about Vick, but 680 was more interested in boxers vs briefs.

19
Jul

he’s baaaaack

   Posted by: Brendt    in cool stuff, sports

As of today, Julio Franco is back where he belongs — in the Atlanta Braves‘ dugout.

With all due respect to Michael (my friend, despite being a Mets fan), I am looking forward to his first dinger against his former team. ;-)

18
Jul

morocco mole was unavailable for comment

   Posted by: Brendt    in humor (arr, arr)

Some stuff, you just can’t make up.

HT to Evangelical Outpost.

17
Jul

princess bride trailer re-cut

   Posted by: Brendt    in cool stuff, humor (arr, arr), media

(OK, keep in mind that this is written by a guy who thinks that The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra is Oscar-worthy.)

If you’re not familiar with The Princess Bride, stop reading this right now, get in your car, go rent it, and watch it. I’ll wait.

OK, now that we’ve all seen the movie, check out this re-cut trailer that a friend of mine did.

15
Jul

more evidence of U.S. torture

   Posted by: Brendt    in humor (arr, arr), photos, political rants

… there is no reason … that young American soldiers need to be going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children … — Senator John Kerry

Here are some pictures showing obvious evidence of the terror and torture perpetrated by U.S. troops in Iraq. We even had the privilege of Kerry captioning each picture for us. Just roll your mouse over each picture for an explanation of what’s going on.

Forget a time-table!! We have to pull out now!!

Armed American Troops Force Iraqis to Seesaw Until They Talk Iraqi Child Bites GI In Self Defense After Obvious Torture GI Falls Asleep On Duty While Using Iraqi Child As Body Armor GI Forces Iraqi Child To Hang By Fingertips 'Talk or I'll tickle you till you pee!' -- More Evidence Of Failed US Intelligence Policy Soldier Attempts to Eat Iraqi Child Clear Evidence of Forced Labor by Troops Iraqis Grateful That American Forces Did Not Open Fire During Soccer Game Soldier Caught At 'Tickle-Torture' To Extract Intelligence

HT to the Jolly Blonde Giant.

14
Jul

meeting bam-bam

   Posted by: Brendt    in cool stuff, photos, sports

I’m not sure how exactly it got started, but I felt like All-Star Braves catcher Brian McCann needed a nickname like some of the other “baby Braves” do — Jeff “Frenchie” Francouer and Chuck “Chucky” James. Somewhere between running his name together fast, and the fact that he’s a big, strong kid with a large stick, he became “Bam-Bam” to me.

Anyway, he made an appearance at a local car dealership today. I know that — in and of itself — it’s not too unusual for an MLB player to make an appearance like this, especially with the Braves. But McCann has always struck me as a bit of a throw-back from the get-go, so this seemed especially natural for him.

me and Brian McCann

14
Jul

psalm 151

   Posted by: Brendt    in tavern lackey, theological raves

If I didn’t know the Canon was closed, I’d have thought that God was having open auditions. Michael “iMonk” Spencer has written a post of lament that is gripping, but also beautiful and poetic.

We all have times like this — some short, some long.

Well, probably not “all”, actually. Those who never experience this type of thing probably need our prayers even more than Michael.

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