Planned Parenthood has egg on its face. Oh wait, what am I saying? Correction: If any of the media gave a crap, Planned Parenthood would have egg on its face.

Seems that a woman called into 90 PP clinics, posing as a 13-year-old girl named Christine who had been impregnated by her 22-year-old boyfriend. So did the PP case workers report the statuatory rape? (That was a rhetorical question.)

In multiple calls, Christine was specifically advised not to reveal her age or that of her boyfriend to anyone. Wouldn’t want this guy to go to jail for commiting a crime, after all.

She was also advised on how to lie to her parents and/or hide her pregnancy. But, hey, that’s only a moral issue. Abortion is such a right thing — why it’s the most noble thing any woman can do — that it allows for smaller wrong things, right? (That was another rhetorical question.)

Question for anyone with more legal knowledge than I (which isn’t saying much): If you specifically know that a crime has been commited and you fail to report it, is that a crime?

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